He's on the stage for 30 seconds and he mentions Breyer's ice cream (phenomenal abs)

August 2012

"John McCain was at the convention. He just wandered out on stage in his bathrobe." –David Letterman

"Chris Christie was on stage for 16 minutes before he says Romney's name. He's on the stage for 30 seconds and he mentions Breyer's ice cream." –David Letterman

"The Republican National Convention is in full swing in Tampa. Speeches are being made. Hats flown in the air. Everyone gets their own hippie to slap around." –Craig Ferguson

"Working out has given Paul Ryan phenomenal abs. His abs are so in demand that TMZ is offering a bounty for anyone who can get an in-focus shot." –Craig Ferguson

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