when Rudy was still asleep in his coffin (It’s just not American)

April 2021

The F.BI. searched the apartment of Rudy Giuliani as well as his office in Manhattan. The F.B.I. showed up with search warrants at 6 o’clock this morning. They made sure to show up in daylight, when Rudy was still asleep in his coffin.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“They took the former mayor’s electronic devices; they were seized. I think it’s safe to assume none of those electronic devices were toothbrushes.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“But Rudy’s lawyer — is very upset. He called the raid ‘legal thuggery.’ He said, ‘Why would you do this to anyone, let alone someone who was the associate attorney general, U.S. attorney, mayor of New York City and the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States?’ Who would dare to show up unannounced and take his beloved Jitterbug phone? It’s just not American.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Investigators are reportedly conducting a criminal investigation into Giuliani’s dealings in Ukraine to try to dig up dirt on the Bidens on behalf of Donald Trump. And if you think he was sweating Grecian Formula before, you should see him now.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”