please be home between the hours of 8am and three years from now (it was actually categorized as a legume

March 2021

“And today marks one year since the World Health Organization declared Covid-19 a pandemic. Prior to that, it was actually categorized as a legume.” —Stephen Colbert

“Of course, it’s also the one-year anniversary of the first time I Lysol-ed a banana. But not the last.” —Stephen Colbert

“First the pandemic was going to last eight weeks, then Easter, then Memorial Day, then July – it was worse than waiting for the cable guy! The CDC should have just issued a statement that said: ‘Your pandemic will end shortly, please be home between the hours of 8am and three years from now.’” —Stephen Colbert

“To advocate for his administration’s vaccination plan, the Biden administration also unveiled a public service announcement featuring the Obamas, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and his wife Laura, and even 96-year-old Jimmy Carter. But there’s no sign of the last guy. Maybe his invite got lost in the mail because he destroyed the postal service.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”