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Tuesday, January 19, 2021

The Seven Secrets of Highly Successful People (a mutual love of hip-hop and cough syrup)


January 2021

“The last few days of any presidency is all about cementing your legacy and thanking those members of your administration who worked hardest to ensure your place in history. So, naturally, Trump met with the My Pillow guy and his notes on martial law and the Insurrection Act. Hmm, he seems just a little fascist-adjacent. You might want to rebrand as the Mein Pillow guy.” —Stephen Colbert


“Even more stupid, cruel ironies from the riot at the Capitol: a woman wearing a ‘spread love’ hat who shouted obscenities at police, supporters of a president who campaigned on a border wall scaling the walls of the Capitol, a Florida man photographed walking off with a Capitol lectern at a ‘Stop the Steal’ rally. The most tragic was the woman trampled to death by fellow rioters after she marched with a flag that read ‘don’t tread on me.’” —Jimmy Kimmel


“You can actually bet on who Donald Trump will pardon, for real. And you know who the odds-on favorite is celebrity-wise? Lil Wayne, Trump’s buddy. They bonded over a mutual love of hip-hop and cough syrup.” Jimmy Kimmel


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”




 

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