“Speaking of the former president, sources in touch with Trump have said he’s, quote, ‘bored out of his mind.’ Well, he was already out of his mind, so I guess now he’s just bored. Apparently, playing 36 holes of golf every day isn’t as exciting when you’re not ignoring a global pandemic.” — Jimmy Fallon
“But today Trump’s aides were trying to cheer him up. They were like, ‘Good news, sir, your trial starts in two weeks.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“According to a source familiar with the situation, Mar-a-Lago has become a ‘sad’ and ‘dispirited’ place since the ex-president moved in. As opposed to before he moved in, when it was hailed as the number-one luxury Covid hot spot where you can enjoy room-temperature chowder while a Chinese spy loads malware onto your phone.” —Stephen Colbert
“But with the ex-president back, the mood has gotten so dark that ‘a lot of people have quit Mar-a-Lago.’ For Pete’s sake, he’s been there for six days! Imagine what a Donny Downer he must be for people to already throw in the towel.” —Stephen Colbert
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A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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