finding the right position to hang your butt out the window of your car (but CBS pooh-poohed it)

January 2021

“They’re saying that the science shows that these anal swabs are more accurate than other forms of swab. The only trick is finding the right position to hang your butt out the window of your car.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“And for even more accuracy, they do a nasal swab and an anal swab until they touch in the middle.” —Jimmy Fallon

“We wanted to test people that way here at Television City, but CBS pooh-poohed it.” —James Corden

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