There’s a point at which I would rather just have the coronavirus (Q-Tip up your ****)

January 2021

“China has rolled out an anal swab coronavirus test, saying it’s more accurate than the throat method. It’s more accurate, but it’s still being called the number two test.” —Jimmy Fallon

“So this is what they meant when they said the pandemic was finally starting to turn around.” —James Corden

“You know what? There’s a point at which I would rather just have the coronavirus.” —Trevor Noah

“The plus side is with testing like this, you might not even need a vaccine. You just tell people, ‘Hey, we’re not having lockdowns, but every time you leave your apartment, some stranger’s going to shove a Q-Tip up your butt.’ We’ll be done with corona in, like, two weeks.” —Trevor Noah

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