“Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani, have reportedly fallen out over legal fees. These two were inseparable, and now it’s come to this? It feels like Dr Frankenstein breaking up with Igor. Giuliani was reportedly blindsided by the decision – although when you have hair dye constantly leaking into your eyes, it’s hard to see anything coming. Trump has now instructed aides to route all requests – Giuliani reportedly charged $20k per day for his legal services – and travel expenses through him first for approval. That’s great, the president spending his last days in office going over receipts like he’s Janice from accounting.” —Jimmy Fallon
“With Giuliani gone from his orbit, Trump is more lonely than ever. Trump can’t even go to his own bathroom without getting depressed. His hair dye reminds him of Rudy Giuliani, his Q-tips remind him of Mike Pence, and his toilet reminds him of Twitter.” —Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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