10. Yeah, I killed a guy
9. 50 states? When did Puerto Rico get in?
8. Can you repeat the question? I was thinking about cookies
7. If elected, my cabinet will feature at least three Kardashians
6. I don't know a damn thing about the economy, but I do know this: Chaz Bono dances like an angel
5. Can anyone beat Angry Birds, Level 16? I can't kill the pig with the mustache
4. It's-a-not-so bad, it's-a nice-a place — Ah, shaddup you face
3. Hey, Republican spelled backwards is 'Nacilbuper'
2. As my good friend Osama bin Laden once said . . .'
1. Senior citizens can bite my a**
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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