It’s only going to lead to monkey spanking, chicken choking, goose strangling, gopher whacking (What I Got)

September 2011

"President Obama was in town speaking at the U.N. General Assembley. He said he's very proud of three things: No. 1: Bin Laden dead; No. 2: Gadhafi toppled; and No. 3: Regis fired." –David Letterman

"Sarah Palin's website sent out an email to her supporters hinting that if they send her enough money, she'll run for president. I need this woman to run. This kind of material doesn't just show up every day." –Craig Ferguson

"The animal rights group PETA is launching a porn web site to promote their cause. This is a terrible idea. It’s only going to lead to monkey spanking, chicken choking, goose strangling, gopher whacking." –Craig Ferguson

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