On the other hand, he would consider running for Santa (Oval Office, oval president)

September 2011

"If Chris Christie does run and he is elected, say good bye to the White House garden and say hello to the White House Olive Garden." –David Letterman

"Perfect fit: Oval Office, oval president." –David Letterman

"Gov. Chris Christie keeps saying he's not running for president. On the other hand, he would consider running for Santa." –David Letterman

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