It’s an election, not the results of a Covid test (the last place man would look)

August 2020

“After his disastrous Axios interview, Trump cocooned himself with the weighted blanket that is Fox & Friends. The return to his beloved softball morning show after Axios and another widely mocked interview with Fox News’s Chris Wallace demonstrated how Trump basically tried dating other shows then ended up back with his ex. The 53-minute ramble to Fox & Friends went pretty much how you’d expect, – at one point, Trump tried to instill fear over mail-in voting for the November election, claiming such a practice would delay results for ‘months and months, actually could be for years’. Months or years? It’s an election, not the results of a Covid test.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, Trump was like, ‘It’s going to take a while. Imagine the time it takes me to walk down a ramp — now double that.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The Fox & Friends interview also asked Trump about reports that he’s considered giving his acceptance speech for the Republican presidential ticket from the White House instead of the convention in Florida; Trump said such a decision would be ‘easiest from the standpoint of security’ in a ‘beautiful setting’ where he’s spent a lot of time. No mention of coronavirus. Basically, Trump’s message is: Nobody should worry about the virus. Anyway, totally unrelated, I’ll be giving my speech from home.” —Jimmy Fallon

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