every third-grader who can’t go back to school the next day knows that (then he complained that she didn’t thank him)

August 2020

“Michelle Obama’s speech on the first night of the Democratic National Convention made quite an impression. She said President Trump was ‘in over his head,’ then turned a Trump quote against him by adding, ‘It is what it is.’ At that point, Trump squeezed his Diet Coke hand so hard it turned into a diamond.” —Jimmy Fallon 

“Yep, Trump pardoned Susan B. Anthony, then he complained that she didn’t thank him.” —Jimmy Fallon

“There’s no bigger champion for women than the man who spent his morning rage-tweeting about Michelle Obama.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump was asked about Michelle Obama’s ‘in over his head’ comment at an event celebrating the centennial of the 19th amendment, and responded: ‘She’s in over her head.’ Oh, yeah, that’s a good comeback. That was her insult against you. You can’t use her insult – every third-grader who can’t go back to school the next day knows that.” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”