Susan B. Anthony is what Trump thinks happens during gender reassignment surgery (What about Mordor or Gilead?)

August 2020

“Former first lady Michelle Obama said President Trump is, quote, ‘the wrong president for our country.’ That’s putting it mildly, like it’s just a bad match or something. ‘You’re not a good president for us but there are plenty of countries out there for you. What about Mordor or Gilead?’” —Seth Meyers

“That was ice-cold. And what made it even more devastating was that Michelle Obama wasn’t angry, she wasn’t yelling, she just stated Trump’s complete failure as a president as an obvious fact. You know, it’s the difference between your mom screaming at you and your mom just casually sipping a coffee and going, ‘Well, not all kids can be winners.’” —Trevor Noah

“President Trump said today he will posthumously pardon Susan B. Anthony, who was arrested and fined for illegally voting in 1872. Incidentally, Susan B. Anthony is what Trump thinks happens during gender reassignment surgery.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

every third-grader who can’t go back to school the next day knows that (then he complained that she didn’t thank him)

August 2020

“Michelle Obama’s speech on the first night of the Democratic National Convention made quite an impression. She said President Trump was ‘in over his head,’ then turned a Trump quote against him by adding, ‘It is what it is.’ At that point, Trump squeezed his Diet Coke hand so hard it turned into a diamond.” —Jimmy Fallon 

“Yep, Trump pardoned Susan B. Anthony, then he complained that she didn’t thank him.” —Jimmy Fallon

“There’s no bigger champion for women than the man who spent his morning rage-tweeting about Michelle Obama.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump was asked about Michelle Obama’s ‘in over his head’ comment at an event celebrating the centennial of the 19th amendment, and responded: ‘She’s in over her head.’ Oh, yeah, that’s a good comeback. That was her insult against you. You can’t use her insult – every third-grader who can’t go back to school the next day knows that.” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”