July 2020
“My God, I’d say Trump suffers from extreme short-term memory loss, but then again, he aced that cognitive test, so what do I know? It’s too bad coronavirus can’t be cured by correctly identifying an elephant on a piece of paper.” —Seth Meyers
“When asked about former associate of Jeffrey Epstein and accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell at his press conference yesterday, President Trump said, quote, ‘I wish her well.’ And then somewhere an assassin said, ‘That’s the code!’ and started screwing together a plastic rifle.” —Seth Meyers
“In front of millions of Americans, the president publicly sent well wishes to an alleged sex trafficker, while reminding everyone he’s been friends with her for years. I mean, you just can’t teach that kind of political talent. Now all Trump has to do is sit back and watch the votes roll in.” —Seth Meyers
“Oh, no, that’s going to become a Trump rally chant, isn’t it? ‘Wish her well! Wish her well!” —Seth Meyers
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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