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Thursday, July 23, 2020

Good news, everyone — we’re beefing up security (...Timing)


July 2020

“Trump’s working on a coronavirus strategy now? That’s like Ford’s Theater being like, ‘Good news, everyone — we’re beefing up security.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, he’s working on a strategy now. He was like, ‘The key to disaster response is … timing.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, Trump said he’s always supported masks. He was like, ’I wore one as far back as 11 days ago.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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