“The forecast in Tulsa on Saturday calls for thunderstorms. To stay safe, Trump is going to have Don Jr. standing next to him with a 9-iron.” — Jimmy Fallon
“President Trump dismissed criticism of his decision to resume campaign rallies amid the coronavirus pandemic, and wrote on Twitter yesterday that his opponents are attempting to, quote, ‘Covid shame’ him. But I guess that’s what happens when you have opponents like science, math and reason.” — Seth Meyers
“Last week, the daily number of new coronavirus cases went up in 22 states, but that’s not going to stop Trump from holding a rally this Saturday in Tulsa, Oklahoma, no matter how many people want him to stop. In an editorial yesterday, Tulsa’s largest newspaper, The Tulsa World, opined, ‘This is the wrong time and Tulsa is the wrong place for the Trump rally.’ But you know what they say, two wrongs make a rally full of whites.” — Stephen Colbert
“The paper explained, ‘The city and state have authorized reopening, but that doesn’t make a mass indoor gathering of people pressed closely together and cheering a good idea.’ Yes, it’s not. Otherwise, I would still be doing it in the Ed Sullivan Theater. I have forgotten what laughter sounds like, and it is killing me — but not as fast as having an audience would kill them. That’s why I’m sitting in my study, shouting jokes into the draperies.” — Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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