That's what happens when you don't get a little pornography every now and then (tequila of mass destruction)

"Michele Bachmann suffers from crippling migraine headaches. That's what happens when you don't get a little pornography every now and then." –David Letterman

"Gay marriage will now be legal in New York. Paul and I are very happy." –David Letterman

"Good news from the White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman

"The economy is in big trouble, but the Bush administration is now running it. So finally some good news." --David Letterman

"Speaking of President Bush, right now he's in Cancun, Mexico. He's down there looking for tequila of mass destruction." --David Letterman

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