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Monday, June 15, 2020

And by 'school work' I mean I was drunk (but they do know it will be a verb)


July 2011

"President Obama and I have a lot in common. No one laughs at our jokes and we were both born in foreign countries." –Craig Ferguson

"I don't remember much of the moon landing. I was only 7 years old at the time, and was busy with school work. And by 'school work,' I mean I was drunk." –Craig Ferguson

"Sarah Palin's son Track and his wife are having a baby. They haven't picked a name yet, but they do know it will be a verb." –Conan O'Brien

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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