I might have to cancel my subscription to al-Qaida magazine (That's the only difference)

July 2011

"A new edition of al-Qaida magazine claims that bin Laden fought a 'vicious battle' before he died. You know, if they keep writing that kind of nonsense, I might have to cancel my subscription to al-Qaida magazine.'" –Jimmy Fallon 

"It's so hot that people are standing next to Rupert Murdoch just to be near something shady." –Jay Leno

"A couple of people who worked for the presidential candidate Michele Bachmann say that she gets these chronic migraines. That's been the story. To derail her candidacy a lot of people are trying to make it like it's a female thing, cause she gets these headaches. It's not. President Obama also has a chronic headache. It's called Joe Biden." –Jay Leno

"Texas Governor Rick Perry now says his wife has been encouraging him to run for President. Remember first he told us God told him to run; now his wife is telling him to run. Of course, the big difference; if you ignore what God says you don't have to hear about it until the afterlife. That's the only difference." –Jay Leno

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