There's one guy holding both puppets! (there are two additional wives that might disagree with you)

“I’m so excited, I won’t be able to sleep — so like every other night of the Trump presidency.” --Stephen Colbert

“Mr. President, if you’re claiming the first is the most important of something, there are two additional wives that might disagree with you.” --Stephen Colbert

“The only way the phone call could be more important than the one we read is if it turns out Trump said, ‘Listen, Zelensky, in a couple of months I’m going to call you, and as a joke, I’m going to try to extort you, O.K.? Keep that between us.’” --Jimmy Kimmel, referring to President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”