the worst audition for a school play I’ve ever seen (you should clear your schedule)

On Gordon Sondland’s testimony. “It’s relaxing to watch someone who knows they’re a piece of shit.” --Samantha Bee

Bee played footage of Sondland being incensed that the day was going on longer than expected. “Unless you have afternoon plans to testify at a different impeachment hearing, you should clear your schedule.” --Samantha Bee

“Gordon Sondland is such a delightful dirtbag idiot that it’s easy to lose sight of what he actually did today. He is a firsthand witness to this conspiracy and he confirmed that the president, the vice-president, the chief of staff and the secretary of state all knew about it.” --Samantha Bee

“Gordon Sondland said Trump was in a bad mood during the Ukraine phone call. Trump’s never in a good mood! He’s either screaming at reporters on the White House lawn or glaring directly into the camera like a burglar caught on a doorbell camera.” --Seth Meyers

“Sondland also called Trump’s lawn rant the worst audition for a school play I’ve ever seen.” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

he talks and smells like the inside of a belly button (Mother will not be pleased)

“Gordon Sondland was talking about Rudy Giuliani like that weird kid your mum made you play with. He also said that he’d love to be a fly on his wall during the hearing. If there is a fly on Rudy’s wall, I imagine he’d eat it.” --Trevor Noah

“Trump is the only president to bring down the property value around the White House.” --Trevor Noah

On Gordon Sondland’s testimony. “Historically speaking, there is no defence more heroic than we were just following orders.” --Stephen Colbert

“Sondland also fingered Mike Pence as he told of a meeting where Pence nodded in agreement to a nefarious agreement. Now keep in mind, nodding is the biggest movement Mike Pence can make. If he moves his body any more than that, the devil will accuse him of dancing and Mother will not be pleased.” --Stephen Colbert

“Sondland also spoke of not wanting to work with Rudy Giuliani. Get in line. No one wants to work with Rudy Giuliani, he spits when he talks and smells like the inside of a belly button.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”