unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation (going out with hookers)

"John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation." –Stephen Colbert

"Tonight, we will be riding a gnarly GOP barrel all the way to tax cut beach!" –Stephen Colbert

"John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. It is the highest elected office ever to be reached by an Orange-American." –Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn

"Russ Feingold was defeated for having progressive values. In Louisiana, David Vitter has absolutely destroyed his challenger by going out with hookers." – Jon Stewart, on America's priorities

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”