that was a lame-ass excuse for a Congress (It's been a fowl week)

"This will be a rough week for President Obama. He's got a lame duck Congress, he has to pardon a turkey, he has to eat crow, and the Chinese just flipped him the bird. It's been a fowl week." –Jay Leno

"The lame duck Congress started today. Not to be confused with before the election — that was a lame-ass excuse for a Congress." –Jay Leno

"'Sarah Palin's Alaska' got huge ratings for its premiere. It was followed by 'John McCain's Mesopotamia.'" –Jay Leno

"President Obama is back home after his ten-day trip to Asia. On the way back, yesterday, air force one made a stop in Anchorage, Alaska, which is hopefully the only time we'll hear Air Force One and Anchorage, Alaska in the same sentence." –Jay Leno

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