Ice Road Soccer Mom (while speaking directly into a television camera)

"Sarah Palin's new reality show premiered last night on TLC. Huge ratings. 5 Million viewers. The biggest premiere in the history of that network. If you didn't see it, basically it's Jon and Kate plus about four meets the deadliest catch. It's Ice Road Soccer Mom." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"Early on in the first episode Sarah Palin talked about trying to protect her family's privacy while speaking directly into a television camera." –Jimmy Kimmel

"There was a funny moment on Palin's show when the Palins approached a brown bear and asked to see its papers." –Jimmy Kimmel

"TSA agents can now feel the inside of passengers' thighs. I get more action going through airline security than I did all through high school." –Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”