He won't need that where he's going (he hoped to give it to his new fiancé, Walt)

"Former President George W. Bush was all over TV promoting his book, 'Decision Points.' On 'Rachael Ray,' they waterboarded a veal cutlet." –David Letterman

"Bill Clinton is going to appear in a movie, he has a small part in a movie called the Hangover 2. George W. Bush also next year will be seen in the new Jackass movie." –David Letterman

"Bernie Madoff's underpants were sold at an auction. They were from 'Fraud of the Loom.'" –David Letterman

"Madoff was upset that his wife sold her engagement ring for $500,000, because he hoped to give it to his new fiancé, Walt." –David Letterman

"They sold a lot of Madoff's cold weather clothing. He won't need that where he's going." –David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”