Last night during sex, I yelled out the name of her ex-boyfriend (open your mouth and say, “Oink.”)

My girlfriend is mad at me right now. Last night during sex, I yelled out the name of her ex-boyfriend. --Norm Macdonald

Here’s a surname you don’t hear much anymore. Flintstone. --Norm Macdonald

Some people call me old softy, but I would prefer it if you called  me a distinguished gentleman with a flagging erection. --Norm Macdonald

My doctor is getting very rude. The last time I went to him he said open your mouth and say, “Oink.” --Norm Macdonald

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”