that's the best thing about being an atheist. It requires so little of your time (if you are just making stuff up, go hog-wild)

I was in Australia over Easter and they celebrate Easter the same way we do. Commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're messed up as a race. Anybody got any clues? I've read the Bible and I can't find the word bunny or chocolate anywhere in the book. Why those two things? Why not, you know, goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer? You know if you are just making stuff up, go hog-wild. --Bill Hicks

If you're one of those people that say rock and roll is the devil's music, well let's say that we know for a fact that rock and roll is the devil's music and we know that it is for sure. At least he fucking jams. If it's a choice between eternal hell and good Tunes or eternal heaven and New Kids on the fucking Block, I'm gonna be surfing on the lake of fire rockin’ out. --Bill Hicks

Not only is atheism not a religion, it's not even my hobby and that's the best thing about being an atheist. It requires so little of your time. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”