Or as George Bush calls it, 'kickin' ass.' (but he was just kidding it turned out)

"You know, President Obama had his so-called 'beer summit' at the White House this evening. It was a chance to sit down with Dr. Henry Louis Gates, the Harvard professor who was arrested after breaking into his own house, and Sergeant James Crowley, the policeman who arrested him. And there was one awkward moment, they say, when Crowley asked Obama for some ID, but he was just kidding it turned out." --Jimmy Kimmel

"This is nice, though, President Obama served Professor Gates and Officer Crowley beer and pretzels. Did you know that? Pretzels. Yeah, it's the first time pretzels have been served at the White House since the time one attacked President Bush. Remember that one?" --Conan O'Brien

"Thank you all for coming to my beer summit. I'm so happy. I read online today that, this morning, President Obama's approval rating has dropped to an all-time low of 48%. Or as George Bush calls it, 'kickin' ass.'" --Jimmy Fallon

"Sarah Palin is longer governor of Alaska, so whenever she waves at Russia, nobody waves back." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”