That's like saying you're a vegetarian because you didn't eat your dog (Just ask thousands of priests)

President Trump said in a new interview that he is an "absolute 'no' on possible statehood for Puerto Rico." And then — this is concerning — he said the same thing about Vermont. --Seth Meyers

Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his wife sat down last night for an interview on Fox News, during which he claimed that he was a virgin in high school and for many years after. First thing, it does not matter if you are a virgin. You are being accused of sexual assault, not sexual intercourse. Those things have nothing to do with each other. It's the same as saying "I couldn't have robbed that bank, I'm a virgin." --Seth Meyers

Devoting yourself to celibacy doesn't mean you can't be a sexual assaulter. Just ask thousands of priests. --Seth Meyers

Also stop saying that you are friends with women. That's not a defense. Just because you're friends with one woman doesn't mean you haven't been awful to another. That's like saying you're a vegetarian because you didn't eat your dog. --Seth Meyers

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