It was the judge this whole time! (National Punctuation Day)

At a campaign rally on Friday, President Trump defended Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, saying, "He was born for the position." What position — surprise villain in a "Law & Order" episode? "It was the judge this whole time!" --Seth Meyers

Today was National Punctuation Day, and hopefully Bill Cosby is celebrating with a really long sentence. --Seth Meyers

According to reports, rapper Cardi B is in talks to perform with Maroon 5 at this year's Super Bowl halftime show. So if you like Cardi B and you also like Maroon 5, you're trying way too hard to connect with your kids. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”