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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

I always write "committing a crime" on my calendar (Can you pass healthcare for everybody?)


Trump's Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is pushing back on sexual assault allegations. According to The New York Times, his defense will include a high school calendar from 1982 that does not list the party where the alleged incident took place. But this should clear everything up, because I know when I plan to commit a crime, I always write "committing a crime" on my calendar. --James Corden

The midterm campaigns are heating up. Arizona Republican Congressman Paul Gosar is having some problems with his campaign after an ad aired featuring six people endorsing his opponent. And those six people are all Paul Gosar's brothers and sisters. And you thought YOUR Thanksgiving dinner was going to be awkward this year. "Can you pass the sweet potatoes?" "No. Can you pass healthcare for everybody?" --James Corden

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