I would bet $100 she came up with this idea while she was smoking pot in a Jacuzzi (created in a laboratory to sell lip gloss)

A restaurant owner in Maine is testing out what she believes to be a more humane way of killing the lobsters they serve. What they do is they get the lobsters high on marijuana smoke before they cook them. For real. How the lobsters hold the joint with their claw I don't know. But I would bet $100 she came up with this idea while she was smoking in a Jacuzzi. --Jimmy Kimmel

Congratulations are in order for Kylie Jenner, who reached a major life milestone yesterday — which she, of course, shared with the world. She wrote, "Last night I had cereal with milk for the first time, life changing." Let me get this straight. You had poison injected into your lips when you were 12, but waited until now to pour milk in your Apple Jacks? Finally we have proof that Kylie Jenner is an artificial life force created in a laboratory to sell lip gloss. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”