Hey, at least you got some nice weed out of the deal (Great Barrier Reefer)

Trump's Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh continues to face opposition. It's gotten so bad that Ivanka Trump has told her father to "cut bait" and nominate someone else. Ivanka said it's a lost cause, and it's better to just let him go and start fresh with someone new — to which Melania said, "Hey, great advice!" --James Corden

Over the past week, giant plastic-wrapped bundles of marijuana have been mysteriously washing ashore along the coast of Florida. And people have been spotted fighting over them. President Trump immediately congratulated the locals, saying, "Hey, at least you got some nice weed out of the deal." --James Corden

It happened along the coast of Florida. Or as they're calling it now, the Great Barrier Reefer. This story gives new meaning to the term "seaweed." I mean, talk about "high tide." --James Corden

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