Cheney will go back to the White House, but only if he can bring his assistant, Egor (you get an appetizer, entrée, and ammo)

"Here's kind of an interesting deal. This is the sort of thing that happens only in the United States and I guess we're happy about that. You go onto the eBay, and you can bid on having dinner. You fly to Alaska and have dinner with the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. And the bidding starts at $25,000. I know a lot of people think that's a pretty steep price to pay but you get an appetizer, you get entrée, and ammo. So, not that bad." --David Letterman

"But Sarah Palin, very serious now she's out of office up there in Alaska. She wrote a critique of President Obama's health care plan and then she went back to seating customers at the Olive Garden." --David Letterman

"Now, we can't keep Dick Cheney quiet. He's talking about maybe running for president in 2012. And he says he's willing to return to the White House, he'll go back to the White House, but only if he can bring his assistant, Egor." --David Letterman

"Cheney's got a great campaign slogan. It says, 'Are you better off now than you were four heart attacks ago?'" --David Letterman

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