Are you saying the Trix Rabbit never actually flew to Mars? (unsung success)

Today President Trump gave a briefing about the government's plan for Hurricane Florence. Sensing the seriousness of the occasion, Trump respectfully didn't make the whole thing about himself — for almost a minute. Then he reminded everybody what a great job he did with the last hurricane: [Trump clip] "I think that Puerto Rico was an incredible, unsung success." He's right. It was definitely unsung. Maybe because no one could plug in their mics because it took 11 months to restore power. --Stephen Colbert

NASA's administrator has directed the space agency to look at boosting its brand by selling naming rights to rockets and spacecraft. Look, I love space travel. I get that NASA needs cash, but I think corporate sponsorship might have changed the moon landing. [Video of moon landing with voiceover] "That's one small step for man, one comfortable leap thanks to Dr. Scholl's Insoles. Houston, I'm gellin'." --Stephen Colbert

It's not just rockets. This new proposal would allow astronauts to appear in commercials and on cereal boxes. Wait, are you telling me that up till now astronauts weren't allowed to appear in commercials or on cereal boxes before? Are you saying the Trix Rabbit never actually flew to Mars? --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”