I looked deep in my heart, I realized I could really use some slaves (we need to stay crazy and not do that)

"This week Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue said he was skeptical about having his state apologize for its role in slavery, saying, 'Repentance comes from the heart. And when I looked deep in my heart, I realized I could really use some slaves.'" --Seth Meyers

"Commenting on the fourth anniversary of the war in Iraq this week, President Bush said, 'It can be tempting to look at the challenges in Iraq and conclude our best option is to pack up and go home.' He then added, 'But we need to stay crazy and not do that.'" --Amy Poehler

"In what he called an emotional return to Congress, Al Gore on Wednesday testified before a House committee that climate change poses a crisis that threatens civilization. Then he hung around in the parking lot and told people he used to go here." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”