They forgot to thank all the terrorists who made their artistic vision a reality (It only works once)

"But the big story of the night was, of course, the Dixie Chicks, who won five awards. At first, I thought the Chicks were a little rude in the acceptance speech. They forgot to thank all the terrorists who made their artistic vision a reality." --Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

"You all watch the Grammys last night? The Dixie Chicks won five Grammys. I don't want to say President Bush was upset, but today he tried to get the Supreme Court to overturn the ballot results. It only works once." --Jay Leno

"Over the weekend, Senator Barack Obama announced he's running for president. Obama gave a speech in front of thousands of people in Iowa. During the speech, Obama pointed out his family in the crowd, which was unnecessary since he was in Iowa." --Conan O'Brien

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