That's just what we need, a bunch of sex-crazed astronauts up there hitting on Martians (like a Joe Biden rally)

"How about that astronaut? She's been up in the space station and she goes wacky and she puts on a wig and a diaper and drives 900 miles. I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I don't recall Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong getting all worked up like this. That's just what we need, a bunch of sex-crazed astronauts up there hitting on Martians." --David Letterman

"I thought the only space traveler who wore a wig and an adult diaper was William Shatner." --David Letterman

"Presidential candidate Barack Obama says he's going to quit smoking. Which is good news for Hillary Clinton. Now that he's breathing down her neck, she won't have to worry about second-hand smoke." --Jay Leno

"You know, so many places ban smoking in public that if Barack wanted to smoke, he'd have to go somewhere where no one was around ... like a Joe Biden rally." --Jay Leno

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