Don't believe the platypus of a bad optician (That never stopped the Kansas City Royals)

"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She's set a fundraising record; she's already raised $26 million. That's a lot of money. To put that in perspective, that is more money than President Bush lost in all the years he was a businessman." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Baseball season has officially started. For the second year in a row, President Bush did not throw out the first pitch. You know why? The rumor is he was worried about being booed. That never stopped the Kansas City Royals." --Jay Leno

"In a recent speech, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger told his audience, 'don't believe the platitudes of a politician.' Of course, when Arnold said it, it sounded like, 'Don't believe the platypus of a bad optician.'" --Conan O'Brien

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