Homeland Security adviser Tom Bossert resigned today. Wow, at this rate, Trump's going to run out of people who will want to work in the White House and he's going to have to hire Hillary Clinton himself. --Seth Meyers
Yesterday, the FBI raided the office of Donald Trump's lawyer, looking for evidence of hush money paid to Stormy Daniels and other women. President Trump responded on Twitter, declaring, "Attorney-client privilege is dead!" For those of you who don't know, "Attorney-client privilege" is when guilty people are able to talk freely to their lawyers about how incredibly guilty they are. --James Corden
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

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