National Take Our Sons and Daughters to Work Day (Oh, crap, he's still here)

I want to say happy birthday to first lady Melania Trump. It's her birthday. Melania made a wish, blew out her candles, opened her eyes and said, "Oh, crap, he's still here." --Jimmy Fallon

During Trump's "Fox & Friends" interview, they asked him what he got Melania for her birthday. Listen to what he said. [Trump clip] “Well, I better not get into that ’cause I might get in trouble. Maybe I didn't get her so much. I tell you what, she has done — I got her a beautiful card.” And I bet it was a business card. But still, it's — she loved it. --Jimmy Fallon

Today Americans celebrated National Take Our Sons and Daughters to Work Day. Tomorrow kids will celebrate New Appreciation for Going to School Day. --Jimmy Fallon

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