Did I mention I was mayor when the world was attacked on 9/11? (good luck with that)

"Earlier today, Senator John McCain moved to re-energize his presidential campaign with a speech to those for whom his politics are very personal -- the last uniformed Americans not deployed in Iraq, the cadets at the Virginia Military Institute. How committed is Senator McCain? [on screen: McCain saying, 'I would rather lose a campaign than a war.'] Luckily for Senator McCain, he might not have to choose." --Jon Stewart

"Rudy Giuliani now leads Senator McCain in the latest polls by 22 points. 22. Or, as Giuliani himself might phrase it, 'Twice the number of points as the day of the month on which the World Trade Center was attacked while I was mayor. Did I mention I was mayor ... when the world was attacked ... on 9/11?'" --Jon Stewart

"Can anyone else rescue this party? [clips of Mitt Romney saying he's pro-life and a lifelong hunter.] You had me at you're a pro-life hunter. Mitt Romney is a perfect GOP candidate. Uh, except for this [on screen: Romney saying he believes abortion should be legal]. All right, well, you're pro-life ... now. As for the big time hunting, it's now been revealed that he's never purchased a hunting license and he's only been twice. So, a patrician flip-flopper from Massachusetts [on screen: John Kerry] ... good luck with that." --Jon Stewart

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”