His plan to attract Bush supporters (that line could move pretty quickly)

"Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter has filed papers to run for president, but in his official filing, he misspelled the word 'president.' Political experts say it's all part of Hunter's plan to attract Bush supporters." --Conan O'Brien

"Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is on the show tonight. She is second in line to be president. And with Cheney ahead of her, that line could move pretty quickly." --Jay Leno

"Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani getting some flack for not knowing the price of a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread. But he does know how much a wedding cake costs, because he's bought three of those" --Jay Leno

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