"The Democrats' problem isn't that they're calling for timetables. It's that they're calling them timetables. You're up against Bush and the Republicans, you got to bring some zing. Don't call them timetables. Call them ... patriot dates ... freedom deadlines ... glory goals. What decent, patriotic American wouldn't stand behind a glory goal?" --Jon Stewart
"One of the things I like most about being a God-fearing Christian is knowing that I'm going to go to heaven while Godless heathens will burn in hell. Heathens like California Representative Pete Stark, the only member of Congress who has publicly announced he doesn't believe in a supreme being. Hope you get on a good subcommittee in hell, congressman. Maybe the chairman of the Ways and Means Of Spending An Eternity In A Lake Of Fire." --Stephen Colbert
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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