Trump switched to the third person in the middle of the tweet because he was quoting Alan Dershowitz, an adviser to O.J. Simpson during his murder trial. Because what better way to prove your innocence than by saying, "See? O.J.'s lawyer said I didn't do anything wrong." --James Corden
It was revealed yesterday that President Trump congratulated Russian President Vladimir Putin over the phone for winning his controversial re-election, even though his advisers wrote in all capital letters on his note cards, "DO NOT CONGRATULATE." Now, you can see what went wrong here — the White House advisers didn't follow protocol. You can't just give him a card. You need to write down "Do Not Congratulate" in an email, send that email to Fox News, Sean Hannity will then read it to him on the air. That is how you get a message across. --James Corden
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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