"The DC madam says that when she's releasing these names, she's not doing it for political reasons. She says she does not have a political bone in her body. At least not today." --Jay Leno
"Former gay Governor of New Jersey Jim McGreevey now announced he's looking into becoming an Episcopal priest. Not a lot of people happy about this ... especially the altar boys." --Jay Leno
"The other day, McGreevey's wife was on 'Oprah' and she talked about how when he told her that he was gay, she said, 'He gave me the news in cowardly installments.' According to McGreevey, he always wished she would just take it like a man." --Jay Leno
"According to Men's Health Magazine, one out of five grown adult men still watch Saturday morning cartoons every week. To which President Bush went, 'See!'" --Jay Leno
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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