There was some exciting science news today, researchers say they discovered a new human organ they are calling the interstitium. It's a layer underneath the skin and they believe it's the largest organ in the human body. Now, is it me, or should this have been discovered earlier? Human bodies have been around for ages. This feels like more of a Year Five discovery, doesn't it? --James Corden
But the discovery of the interstitium is very exciting. It allows someone like me to say, “No, I'm not overweight, I'm just big-interstitiumed.” --James Corden
Apparently the last story Cosmopolitan ran was just way too explicit. It was “11 Ways to Stimulate His Interstitium.” --James Corden
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Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
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