Let's move on to another story the president doesn't want you to hear about. A former Playboy model who claims that she had an affair with Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit to break a hush agreement so that she can speak openly about their relationship. Trump probably should have seen this coming because in her centerfold she listed her hobbies as skiing, cooking, breaking hush agreements, and beach volleyball. --James Corden
You've got to hand it to Trump. Between Playboy models, porn stars, and having his own helicopter, he's living out every 14-year-old boy's fantasy every day. --James Corden
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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