The news about Trump is really getting juicy. Now multiple porn stars are saying they had affairs with him. It's tough for Trump, because he doesn't know whether to deny it or brag about it. --Jimmy Fallon
Trump is now facing backlash for congratulating Vladimir Putin on his big election win. Trump said, "What's the big deal? I also congratulated him after MY election win." --Jimmy Fallon
Speaking of Russia, I saw that if Trump meets with Robert Mueller, he might get to pick the time and place. So 3:00 p.m. at Chuck E. Cheese it is! Here we go. Let's do this. --Jimmy Fallon
Since it came out that Facebook's data was misused during the 2016 election, their stock has taken a huge dive. You can tell Mark Zuckerberg is worried, because today he applied for a job at MySpace. --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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